1) I am an opening batsman shaping up to Thatcher. She walks back and slowly shuffles towards the stumps. In a flash my stumps fall over and I am out. Even though I know there is treachery afoot, next thing I know she is right beside me politely but FIRMLY escorting me from the field.
2) Again I am opening batsman. There is a hazy cloud at the far end of the pitch. Out of the cloud comes a dark tangled afro. A cricket ball somehow appears. On the way down the pitch it turns about 5 different colours, including purple, red and blue. It all looks good at first, but somehow the ball drops short and rolls to a stop 12 inches in front of my stumps.
Better value for their team? Probably Thatcher. Although the team with Hendrix would have a blast - for a while.
teef_au
2007-11-28 04:31:21 UTC
Jimi, so long as his head is out of the Purple Haze,
His Little Wing could guide him on through to the pitch, and if The Wind Cries Mary I think he'll get em out.
2007-11-28 03:55:35 UTC
Hendrix
J-MaN
2007-11-28 06:57:04 UTC
Uhhgggg, that first one is going to give me nightmares... where did you find these photo's ? LOL
Hendrix was cool, just seeing that pic has made me throw together a mix of his music on iTunes, I'll be jammin' to it all day, thanks!!
PS: I pluck around a bit on the guitar and I have to say, Jimmy's music is beyond my ability, he had real talent, and something to say to the world... Miss you Jim...
Dawg
2007-11-28 07:09:58 UTC
You folks have obviously never seen the Iron Lady bowl, Maggie has my vote all the way.
2007-11-28 04:35:28 UTC
जिमी हेर्न्डीक्स का बोलिंग एक्शन काफी पसंद है
captsnuf
2007-11-28 05:37:17 UTC
y'know, i miss hendrix and joplin...
hendrix would get the job in my book, don't know the other fellow seems a bit unsightly...
That guy
2007-11-28 03:58:44 UTC
jimmy hendrix for sure
theoregonartist
2007-11-28 10:54:00 UTC
why Henrix of course, at least he knew proper english and could apply it to a ball..............and he wasnt a cartoon.
2007-11-28 14:25:16 UTC
margaret is a ringer for sure.
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