My Indian friend Mujibar - have you ever spoken to him?

Question

Stupid Joke: Indian Telephone Operator
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

The Manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him

Answer 1

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A pom, fresh off the plane at Sydney airport, is trying to negotiate Australian customs. Finally, when it's his turn to get his passport stamped, the customs officer starts rattling off the usual questions:

C.O. - How long do you intend to stay?

POM - 1 week.

C.O. - What is the nature of this trip?

POM - Business.

C.O. - Do you have any past criminal convictions?

POM - I didn't think we still needed to!

Do we require any criminal background still in Australia ?

Answer 2

Stupid Joke: aussie Telephone Operator

ur mother was trying to get a job in India.



The Personnel Manager said, "lady, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."



sexy lady said, "I am ready."



The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."



sexy lady thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."



The Manager said, "Go ahead."



sexy lady said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is call girl.'"



call girl now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him

Answer 3

Not quite in those hues. Must have been his cousin.